Gucci Little Piggy

Watching a girl teach another girl how to go about picking up a guy is like watching two retarded kids teach each other Advanced Thermodynamics. Last week, I witnessed a female friend trying to give a mutual female friend of ours pointers on picking up our mutual male friend. The female friend’s advice was similar to the stuff that works for guys when picking up girls. She advocated playing hard-to-get, not standing too close to him, and walking away whenever he came near. My advice was this: “Rub your tits on his nose.” Plain. And. Simple. While the cat-and-mouse game works on women, it’s not as successful on men. A woman’s interest is piqued by a man who they can’t quite pin down. The woman will think he’s hiding something of value, either in his wallet or in his pants. Either way, they’re intrigued. People who advocate “Game” that I have written about a lot recently believe that it is a way to display high value to a woman. Through the confidence and swagger displayed in properly-implemented Game, a man indicates power, stature in society, connections, protection, money, or sexual prowess – all things women are biologically programmed to desire. This stuff works on women, but NOT ON MEN. These games do not work on men because we aren’t programmed to desire women who are powerful, rich, or can provide protection. That’s our job. Men respond chiefly to beauty of the physical form. Of course, men do take personality, intelligence, and emotional well-being into account, but these are only of secondary importance.

At the point this conversation had taken place, the male friend had already decided if he would accept our female friend’s advances. He undoubtedly had inspected her wares, and had determined if she was worthy. Nothing female friend A could have told B to do would have altered the guy’s level of interest in her as a dating prospect. Either he was into her, or he wasn’t.

It’s difficult for a woman to short-circuit a man’s hardware by using emotional or intellectual tactics like Game, but women have their own devices for blowing our fuse. Tanning, make-up, and breast-augmentation are the women’s equivalent of Game. A woman will never get a quality guy by giving him the cold shoulder or displaying high social value at a bar by telling funny jokes. She can bag and tag something of value though if she obtains a sexy haircut, nice tan, or perkier tits.