Donna Simpson is a 42-year old slack-bodied whale who wants to set the record for world’s fattest woman by increasing her weight from her current 600 pounds to 1000.
Simpson consumes 12,000 calories a day and spends over $800 a week on food. She operates a website where mentally-distorted omegas pay money to watch her engulf mass quantities of food. Simpson’s current partner – Phillipe – found her in an online chatroom for land-dwelling Orcas saying “Gaining weight makes Donna happy and seeing her happy makes me happy.” Here is a picture of Donna and Phillipe. 
Here is a video of Simpson on another website. The video is literally too big to post here.
At the age of 40, Simpson gave birth to a now cursed baby girl requiring a team of 20-30 physicians, spot welders, and strongmen to perform the Caesarean section required to remove the infant from its blubber and skin encasements. Here is a picture of Simpson and the daughter she had with Phillipe:
I’ll leave any forthcoming Oreo references to Tupac Chopra.
The fact that this wildebeest was pregnable implies that either Phillipe is especially well-endowed, that in-vitro fertilization is viable for fatties, or that hers is the new baby Jesus. Is Simpson a Jewish name?
Beyond the disgusting nature of fat people getting fatter, this woman has bought into the “be what you want as long as you don’t hurt anyone” and “you can’t judge me” memes – both being indicators of our society’s cannibalism.
She can only move in 20 foot spurts - even when chasing her daughter. Not only do her lungs give out, she’s averse to exercise for its detraction from her fatuous goal. Say that when the daughter runs headlong into on-coming traffic or she’s about to stick a fork in a light socket. By the time the child has moved from this world to the next, Simpson has scantly placed her beefy foot on the ground.
“It’s difficult keeping up with Jacqueline, but we’re very closely bonded…Fortunately, anything I can’t do with her, her dad can, so I don’t feel guilty.”
Of course she doesn’t feel guilty. She only feels hungry. Perhaps we’ve stumbled upon a new disconnect in obese people – they mistake the pangs of guilt for cravings for gravy, fried foods, and pie. Simpson’s wretched mother is responsible for her behavior.
According to Simpson:
‘She (her mother) wouldn’t let anyone say anything bad to us about our weight. She would argue with doctors who said it was dangerous.’
Fat people are disgusting. Fat shaming is proper behavior and should be encouraged. It is perfectly socially acceptable to judge fat people for their inability or desire to control their weight. Fat people should be taxed heavily and charged extra – especially at buffets and on airplanes – for their self-inflicted trauma. They should also be barred from participating in any future nationalized health care plan.
I truly hope that Simpson does not reach her goal of 1000 pounds. That barrier could take one of two forms; I’m not picky as to which one wins out.
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Wow, WTF, that omega has some serious man tits.
You can tell I’m a true HBDer because the first thing I noticed was the difference in skull shape between the two in that shower pic. Not a lot of room for the frontal cortex in one of them….
“Fat people are disgusting. Fat shaming is proper behavior and should be encouraged. It is perfectly socially acceptable to judge fat people for their inability or desire to control their weight. Fat people should be taxed heavily and charged extra – especially at buffets and on airplanes – for their self-inflicted trauma. They should also be barred from participating in any future nationalized health care plan. “
Yes. Yes. Yes.
This.
And bring back the word “glutton”. That’s what they are.
Ha!
This guy may be omega, but he really sounds like someone who digs fat chicks. He’s part of that rare segment which Roissy says contribute to the “wonderful tapestry of humanity”.
I’m going to go puke now…
Hey, that’s hitting below the belt. I’m bi-racial too, remember.
But if I try, I’m sure I could come up with some choice wisecracks.
Fat people are disgusting. Fat shaming is proper behavior and should be encouraged.
To be fair, I think it would be more accurate to substitute “obese” for “fat” in this sentence.
Certain somatotypes — endomorphs — have it a lot harder than others.
That’s just awful. What the hell is wrong with this lady? Why does she WANT to be 1,000 lbs? That’s ridiculous.
Reason #1 I never fancied being a gynecologist…
Tupac:
no i didn’t know you were bi-racial, you fucking oreo. what mix are you?
and yes, endomorphs have it harder than others, but this woman just flat out looooves food. the write-ups on her show her having a craving for food. perhaps she does, but we all have to curb certain cravings in order to stay healthy – mentally, physically, and sexually.
Willy:
Reading this made me realize just how atrocious things like the Guinness Book of World Records actually is. It celebrates human freakishness and encourages people to achieve at things that most everyone else isn’t even competing against them for. So it’s not so much about how much “better” you are than other people, its about to what extent you’ll obsess over inconsequential “achievements”.
She *wants* to be 1000 pounds because there have been too few curbs in her way telling her that that’s a bad idea. She’s been told that she can do whatever she wants and she’s just as good and as pretty as everyone else. She does it because her mother and now her life partner enable her to do it. Feminists and other fatties probably tell her she’s beautiful. Freaks on the internet spend money funding her lifestyle. Nobody tells these people that they are genetic atrocities. Nobody castrates them.
no i didn’t know you were bi-racial, you fucking oreo. what mix are you?
1/2 Hispanic and 1/2 Southern WASP.
But I sure as hell aint no…um, how you say, Dana…ah, yes: “schvoogie”. Gotta love them Joos and their Yiddish charm.
this is a angry beta bait post chuk. I’m shocked you would write something like this.
tupac 1/2 Southern WASP.
are you trying to be funny?
chic:
why would you be shocked at this post? and how is it beta bait? fat people annoy me, and this news story is a prime example of entitlement and the “you go phat grrrl” attitude that i abhor so much. also, fuck Precious.
Chuck, it’s not right to talk so much shit about your mom.
FemX,
whatever, i thought that picture of the fattie and the daughter on the couch was you at first…but i couldn’t tell because the little one still has her shirt on.
1/2 Hispanic and 1/2 Southern WASP.
Pfft, you still have white skin.
chic:
are you trying to be funny?
I’m telling the God honest truth. My old man is from the western part of Virginia.
DA:
Pfft, you still have white skin.
Not at all. I’m a golden brown that doesn’t fade in the winter. No lie.
I’m telling the God honest truth. My old man is from the western part of Virginia.
Dude, are you sure you don’t mean Scots/Scots-Irish? Wellesley Queen would parade herself as a WASP, but for judging from her references to family being pioneers in Ohio from the late 1700s, along with the “narrow” eyes, she reeked of Scots/Scots-Irish gin.
Not at all. I’m a golden brown that doesn’t fade in the winter. No lie.
Wow, slightly more white ancestry on my part, and we’d have matching skin tones. I guess you’ll be spared when the pogroms begin, and you may luck out with a position in our new glorious multicultural ruling class!
Dude, are you sure you don’t mean Scots/Scots-Irish?
Don’t think so. I actually asked my dad about it recently (I was never too terribly interested in the details – I’m not exactly a HBD nerd), and he specifically said “England” regarding both sides of his family.
Wow, slightly more white ancestry on my part, and we’d have matching skin tones. I guess you’ll be spared when the pogroms begin, and you may luck out with a position in our new glorious multicultural ruling class!
David, you and I are both Straddlers Of Worlds, each in our own way. Mutants, you might say.
And I suspect we both suffer from a tragic, congenital elitism.
I’ll reiterate what I said at Professor Hale’s this morning – are you telling me not a SINGLE person has bothered to tell this retard that what she’s doing could KILL her? Are they that fucking stupid?
I hope she does. And I hope she dies of a heart attack not long after. She can get a Guinness World Record and a Darwin Award in one fell swoop.
When she dies, they better not try to bury her, or they’ll end up burying the unfortunate pallbearers crushed under her weight. I suggest cremation – by flamethrower.
She will die of sleep apnea, and it’s concomitant right heart failure..
Between now and then, she’ll consume $1000000 in health care. Many will hurt their backs trying to move her. Her husband might hit the BigJackpot ; the lawsuit to cover her bed sores and undiagnosable blood clots.
you know, i read this juicy story stuffed with nourishing goodness, and i thought, wow, i could really take a stab at this for easy humor, but then i decided that such a news story would require a reach implement to wipe it clean of witty rejoinders, and door frame lube to squeeze it through the editorial process. probably easier to fill a piano case with fatty fat puns.
and wtf is it with black doodz and fat white chicks? braheem get some standards! porking these land beasts is gonna keep them deluded about their desirability.
Can we judge her when Obamacare passes and we have to pick up the tab for an entire nation of behemoths like her?
It’s obscene to pay this largely or entirely self created disgusting woman any social welfare whatsoever. Let her starve to death.
Yeah literally.
What man would pay for this voluntarily? What employer? Why did this virtually never happen before, except in extremely rare cases of very rich ruling families, usually relatives of those in power, and never this extreme?
Think on that.
… the great resource-aggregating herbivores of sub-saharan africa… the elephant, rhinoceros, hippopotamus, and cape buffalo… size, shape, color, and texture… texture is important too… resilient in droughts… HBD… FAAAAAT WuMin….
pac: go make me a burrito and be speedy-gonzalez about it
femx Chuck, it’s not right to talk so much shit about your mom.
LOLROF
YOu’re getting good femx.
chuck whatever, i thought that picture of the fattie and the daughter on the couch was you at first…but i couldn’t tell because the little one still has her shirt on.
tupac I’m telling the God honest truth. My old man is from the western part of Virginia.
ok I thought you were joking again.
chuck I wanna* fuck Precious
no shit sherlock. I guessed that with all of the big gurl posts you’ve been writing
@tupac- why does canon’s canon have an ongoing beef wit you?
@doug1- yea, co sign that.
chic:
my comeback to what femx said was much funnier than what she originally said to me. anyone who can’t recognize that is precious…i mean stupid. hers lacked originality and it was generic. mine was a dig straight at her using what little i know of her as a person. and it applied to the picture given that femx is darker skinned *and* a chick like the little one in the picture.
if it would have been a redheaded boy, perhaps the fail horn would apply. but it doesn’t. you’re biased, sexist, and a gingerist.
you’re biased, sexist, and a gingerist
No, I like red hair. I died my hair red a few times.
anyone who can’t recognize that is precious
Ha ha can’t keep her name out of your mouth. I bet the pages of your copy of Push are stuck togeather like they were crazy glued.
just to keep the theme going. This litle boy is beyond cute. If i didn’t know better, I would say he was an actor.
I saw this too. 12k calories/day living a completely sedentary lifestyle is pretty damned disciplined, it’s too bad she doesn’t apply this in reverse. I compete in a weight-class sport, olympic lifting, and eating 7k/day for a month to get up to 94kg was one of the hardest things I’ve done, and I wouldn’t have been able to get close to that if I weren’t doing a couple hours of training every day. I just can’t imagine she actually does anything but sit and eat and sleep all day. I feel very bad for her child.
It’s still a mindblowingly stupid goal she has and she’s pretty much proof America needs some sort of eugenics program. I suppose she’ll die within the decade anyway and will hopefully not crap out any more kids.
@tupac- why does canon’s canon have an ongoing beef wit you?
Cuz he’s a natural born hater. No amount of cognitive behavioral therapy, aversion therapy, or biochemical intervention can alter it. Only genetic reconstruction on his amagdyla can cure him.
Sad, vey sad.
me and tupac play a dangerous game of chicken – the loser starts a blog.
like the price of oil futures, we barrel ahead.
Oh okay, I just noticed the e-beef about a month or so ago but I can’t remember what started it. Proof I need a vacation, my memory is starting to go
…and FURTHERMORE!!!
i think, as far as stimulation-therapy goes…
a couple of well-lubed tugs
alleviates all that hater-ade…
so chic, i promise to pay you back… after you get soaked
you down? it would squash the beef…
Oh we’re not worried. We all know that you focus a ton on thinking about what the little one looks like under her clothes. You’ll figure it out soon, I’m sure.
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That King Curtis kid on the Wife Swap ep is absolutely out of control. I have a strong-willed little boy, and it takes daily effort, but he knows who is in charge at our house – his parents.
When he grows up he is going to be very fat, very unpleasant, and very unhappy. The woman above must really hate herself, her boyfriend, and her child to be killing herself that determinedly.
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