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Schywzer on Ricki Lake

And here’s Hugo Schwyzer preening for the Ricki Lake crowd about his late-age circumcision.  This is like Obama being interviewed by the cast of Glee.

I’ve criticized Schwyzer on this before mainly because he’s so transparently phony.  While he told me through Twitter that in the after show segment he discussed the real reason he underwent the procedure, it doesn’t seem to have come up in the televised discussion.  Here’s why Schwyzer got cut at the age of 37:

I’ve alluded many times to a past of promiscuity.  While I am not ashamed of who I was or of what I did, when I met the woman who is now my wife and fell in love with her, I began to wish that I could offer her something radically new about me.  And it occurred to me one day that getting circumcised would be something tangible I could do to provide an outer manifestation of my sexual rebirth.   My wife would thus be the only woman with whom I had made love with that particular penis, as it were.   It was not her idea, it was entirely mine.  And that desire to create something wonderfully new, combined with the desire to avoid future trips to the ER, led me to call a urologist in early 2005.

The wheel of the hamster goes round and round, round and round.  I’m of the mind that if you get your dick snipped for your wife, there’s really no reason to tell anyone.  I wouldn’t say that you should be ashamed of it, but you should be ashamed at groveling for gold stars and pats on the back for your sensitivity.

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17 Responses to Schywzer on Ricki Lake

  1. Donny 10/15/2012 at 1:40 pm

    Hugo is seriously one self-hating Mofo.

  2. Camlost 10/15/2012 at 2:47 pm

    what a freaking d-bag

  3. needname 10/15/2012 at 4:14 pm

    Can someone explain how this guy got tons of pussy? I know he leveraged his authority as a “gender-studies” prof, but it seems like he got laid a lot independent of that.

  4. C.R. 10/15/2012 at 4:34 pm

    i don’t know in what contexts he was able to get laid. every story i’ve read of his indicates that he did so through his teaching role. if you are a professor and want to get laid, you should be able to get laid. it’s only a matter of effort.

  5. Georgia Boy 10/15/2012 at 5:14 pm

    I think the manosphere has discussed that some before (how HS could get laid) but I don’t remember much of what was said. I’ve known a few guys myself who seemed to have no core masculine frame and could get laid anyway. It puts the lie IMO to the thought that game is about developing masculinity, or any other theory that says it’s all about your identity and ignores tactics. Some people don’t have the red pill but for one reason or another they still do many of the tactics that work, and rack up fairly high partner counts anyway. Sociopaths, people who are successful in certain lines of work, most anyone who’s famous, etc.

  6. nick digger 10/15/2012 at 10:53 pm

    My wife would thus be the only woman with whom I had made love with that particular penis, as it were.
    um, is this the same lesbian wife who only allowed him to tongue her?

  7. RomanCandle 10/15/2012 at 11:49 pm

    I still stand by my theory that “Hugo Schwyzer” is nothing more than a Roissyite doing a sophisticated, deep cover false-flag operation to make male feminists look as ridiculous and unappealing as possible.

    In fact, how much do you want to bet that Schwyer and Roissy/Heartiste are actually the same person? It would certainly explain how Schwyzer got so much ass back in the day AND why Heartiste remains anonymous!

  8. Gorbachev 10/16/2012 at 12:29 am

    It depressed me to see this guy’s name in print. He reminds me of the vacuousness of the worst of the empty headed celebrities: Paris Hilton without the hotness.

    His positions aren’t awful, but his wheedling, please-oh-please-please-like-me whingeing is revolting. I’ve heard many female commenters make the same observation.

  9. needname 10/16/2012 at 2:02 am

    Gorby:

    The funny thing is that the “please oh please like me” tactic does not work – even the msot hardcore feminists hate manginas:

    http://heartiste.wordpress.com/2010/03/30/the-most-obnoxious-woman-in-the-world/

    Skip down to her answering the question that begins with “So do you meet guys who pass the feminist test…”

  10. gepe 10/16/2012 at 4:16 am

    This guy is crazy.
    And wife mutilate this vulva ?

  11. Dick Boss 10/16/2012 at 8:09 am

    “Can someone explain how this guy got tons of pussy? I know he leveraged his authority as a “gender-studies” prof, but it seems like he got laid a lot independent of that.”

    Take a look at the 0:10 mark, the chick on the left with the short brown hair lights up when she sees him walk out and you can hear the womanly cat-calls from the audience. So even though we may not see it, apparently there is something there. Probably the reason he was able to get laid (and still could if he wanted to cheat on his wife) is that he’s crafted a persona and style that appeals to certain types of women. The frame glasses, the somewhat-older professor schtick, plus he’s a reformed “playboy” who takes every opportunity to remind us that he used to be promiscuous. No matter what your game, if you sell it with confidence, there will always be a 5% slice of the female populace who will buy it.

    Though I somewhat confuse the issue – now that he’s somewhat famous, his appeal to women could be based more on his status and less on his previous style/game – I still think that the sensitive reformed sex-addict is the core strategy he’s running with.

  12. Dick Boss 10/16/2012 at 8:12 am

    Just to clarify, my comment above didn’t adequately convey the fact that I think this guy is a douche, because I totally think Schwyzer is a douche. I was trying to be objective and all that.

  13. Heartiste 10/16/2012 at 9:21 am

    “Can someone explain how this guy got tons of pussy?”

    1. professor
    2. alpha body language and vocal cadence
    3. preselection (past dalliances with his female students)
    4. overconfidence in his delusions

    as clear as it is to men of sane mind that shyster is a certifiable goon, he does possess some rudimentary alpha characteristics that women find appealing, no matter what bs he’s selling. of course, this is just more evidence that giving women the vote was a bad idea for the republic.

    ps for those who think shyster’s male feminist schtick is the reason he may do well with women, please note that studies have found that alpha males who get a lot of women (but i repeat myself) are more “misogynistic” (i.e., they are less frightened of objectifying women for their natural physical assets) than are beta males. for proof of this in action in the real world, see any gross-looking manboob cottoning to his feminist sovereigns. those sexually liberated girls aren’t giving him the faintest whiff of their rancid rotboxes.

  14. Arronski (@Arronski) 10/16/2012 at 11:47 am

    It’s funny how he sees the value in presenting himself as virginal to his new wife, but, I would assume, would defend female promiscuity nearly to the death. The Hamster on the wheel goes ’round and ’round, ’round and ’round, ’round and ’round.

    Another big reason Schwyzer got pussy: he is a major narcissist. An ex-alcoholic with obvious mommy issues who preens and takes self-snaps in the bathroom mirror like a 16 year old girl. His phoniness – i.e. externally constructed identity – which is always fucking changing because he has no core. (Just look at his life trajectory.) Classic fucking narcissist. This would manifest itself in some pretty abusive behavior in courtship and relationships. Where abusive, as we know, is attractive.

  15. shmiggen 10/16/2012 at 3:38 pm

    A lot of women see through this guy. He’s like a monkey to them that they see at the Zoo: cute, fun to watch, maybe throw a fuck at him for one day, but then to get back to real life.

    Gorb,

    You back in Boston or still in Korea? How’s life?

  16. anon 10/21/2012 at 12:22 am

    Just when I thought I couldn’t hate him more…

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