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And here’s Hugo Schwyzer preening for the Ricki Lake crowd about his late-age circumcision. This is like Obama being interviewed by the cast of Glee.
I’ve criticized Schwyzer on this before mainly because he’s so transparently phony. While he told me through Twitter that in the after show segment he discussed the real reason he underwent the procedure, it doesn’t seem to have come up in the televised discussion. Here’s why Schwyzer got cut at the age of 37:
I’ve alluded many times to a past of promiscuity. While I am not ashamed of who I was or of what I did, when I met the woman who is now my wife and fell in love with her, I began to wish that I could offer her something radically new about me. And it occurred to me one day that getting circumcised would be something tangible I could do to provide an outer manifestation of my sexual rebirth. My wife would thus be the only woman with whom I had made love with that particular penis, as it were. It was not her idea, it was entirely mine. And that desire to create something wonderfully new, combined with the desire to avoid future trips to the ER, led me to call a urologist in early 2005.
The wheel of the hamster goes round and round, round and round. I’m of the mind that if you get your dick snipped for your wife, there’s really no reason to tell anyone. I wouldn’t say that you should be ashamed of it, but you should be ashamed at groveling for gold stars and pats on the back for your sensitivity.