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With one hugely beta tattoo, New York Jets head coach Rex Ryan broke several tat rules. The New York Daily News has a picture of Ryan with a tattoo of his wife wearing a Jets jersey with Mark Sanchez’s number on it. Reminds us of the story about Ryan and his wife’s foot fetish.
The three rules broken with this one tattoo:
1. An extension of the rule to not get a significant others’ name tatt’d on your body (because relationships are fleeting) is to also avoid their inked likeness.
2. The same goes for the quarterback in question. Mark Sanchez is no Tom Brady, and he was already benched during the season. His days as a Jet are numbered.
3. Ryan should have already been fired from the Jets. We have no reason to believe that he’ll last all that long.
Think of this scenario: Mark Sanchez continues to suck which causes the Jets continue to suck which leads to Rex Ryan’s firing which causes his wife to divorce him. One hopes that after Ryan gets fired and then lands another coaching job that his new employer will finance his tattoo removal surgery.